Joseph Bologna Quotes

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• When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It…
• The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.
• My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
• Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix…
• I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
• But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less.
• I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com,…
• I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.
• My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne.
• So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some…
• Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?
• You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out…

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