Jonah Goldberg Quotes

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• When you treat reprehensible and ludicrous arguments with respect you have elevated the reprehensible and made the ludicrous a bit more reasonable. Having a serious…
• Cultures grow on the vine of tradition.
• Seriously, in 2008 we elected a community organizer, state senator, college instructor first term senator over a guy who spent five years in a Vietnamese…
• The mainstream perception that conservatives are close-minded and dogmatic while liberals are open-minded and free-thinking has it almost exactly backward. Liberal dogma is settled: The…
• If you're uncertain when life begins, why not give the unborn the benefit of the doubt and oppose abortion?
• Someone once noted that a 'gaffe' in Washington is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.
• I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
• I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.
• Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're…
• I suppose in John Kerry's world good diplomacy lets the boys in the bar finish raping the girl for fear of causing a fuss. Okay,…
• Christian socialism”). This is a difficult concept for modern liberals to grasp because they are used to thinking of the progressives as the people who…
• The white male is the Jew of liberal fascism.
• But if the choice is a cool president and 8 or 10 percent unemployment in a declining economy and a country that seems to be…
• Liberals are Nazis, and Nazis are liberals. And if you don't agree with me, you're a Nazi too.
• Getting the support of Syria is the moral equivalent of winning the Klan's endorsement - it might be useful but it doesn't necessarily speak well…
• I think as - all in all, it's better to have a cool president than a not cool president.
• I would also say Barack Obama has spent much, much, much, much more money than the Republicans.
• We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.
• John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.
• Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine, so long as they champion gluttony.

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