Jon Cryer Quotes

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• I think people don't realize it's as naughty as it is. People think, 'Oh, it's just a family show, it's got a kid.' Then they…
• We had this weird migration all of a sudden in season three, when all the parents told their kids, 'Hey, you know what's a good…
• When you consider the sheer number of awards that they give out in this town, they should just give you one at the airport when…
• You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.
• There's a whole spectrum of douchebaggery. But the vast majority of people are not part of that spectrum.
• Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two…
• When I first met Charlie, he was dating a porn actress named Ginger Lynn. Very nice. Petite. Very small. And I thought, Oh, that's why…
• When I was young, I loved seeing shows with kids on them. I remember seeing The Brady Bunch and thinking, You know, I could be…
• I'm a dad twice over, but I'll never feel like I know what I'm doing. My wife took to motherhood like a fish to water.
• When you fight with your wife, just remember, you're both right.
• My mom was a very productive playwright. I remember a poster for one of her shows. It was at Columbus Circle and all the subway…
• Twenty-nine million people watched the first episode when we put it back on the air, which is absolutely staggering. With the ridiculous bounty of people…
• Critics are always complaining 'This doesn't challenge me.' Well, most people don't want to be challenged. They had to work all day, and they're tired.…
• I've been mistaken for a lot of people. Often for Matthew Broderick. I tell people not to feel bad. One of my first jobs was…
• Two and a Half Men became a big hit, but for some reason I didn't get recognized much. Then somehow the show crossed this threshold…
• Charlie is a very functional guy. He always nailed his takes, often in less time than everybody else. He was prepared, and a very warm…
• I believe when they decided to bring in another actor it saved Charlie's life. It must've been a huge wake-up call for him. If it…
• I've accidentally said things I realized I shouldn't have said. But if somebody asks me to keep a secret, I certainly will.
• The right thing will happen at the right time.

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