John Swartzwelder Quotes
- They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?
- I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.
- As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.
- I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.
- I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the…
- I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one…