Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing. — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“He shook his head. “I don’t know. Someplace crookeder than here.” “You know a place crookeder than Dallas?” “Sure.” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“TV. It’s like if you’re not on it, you don’t exist. The single most pernicious idea in our culture.” — John Sandford Culture Copy Share Image
“Crow was getting a contact high from the dope; either that, or from the jambalaya.” — John Sandford Bird Copy Share Image
“Flowers wouldn’t be buttering their toast after the next election, but Pweters might be.” — John Sandford Election Copy Share Image
“LIKE ANY GOOD MINNESOTAN, Lucas rarely missed the TV weather before going to bed.” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
You have the feeling that if you get a Pulitzer, you're somehow set for life. — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“Haven’t seen so much screaming and yelling since I went to a goat-fuck out in South” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers. — John Sandford Cities Copy Share Image
“The thing about Botox is that when you've had too much, you then have to fake reactions just to look human--and it's… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“vegetables in your restaurants are not so good.” “Better in Russia?” Reynolds asked, interested. “I should say so,” Nadya said. “Also better… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“Lucas’s position was supine: that is, whenever he heard people arguing about it, he wanted to lie down and take a nap.” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“We got all the big brains working on a reaction, but I'm telling you, there's no way we can no. Not with… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“The press conference was held in a courtroom at the new county courthouse, a space that did its best to translate justice… — John Sandford Courthouse Copy Share Image
“He didn’t know if that was good or bad: concealed-carry people actually committed fewer felonies per year than cops did ” — John Sandford Amendment Copy Share Image
“Everyone should have a hippie painter anarchist in their lives. It's the guys in silvered aviators with guns that you've got to… — John Sandford Anarchist Copy Share Image
“Y’know what I think? I think they’re pump-priming. I think they’re giving us technology that they expect will make us more valuable… — John Sandford Generosity Copy Share Image
“I once defenestrated a guy. The cops got all pissed off at me. I was drunk, but they said that was no… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“About a billion cops,” Darling said. “You move there, you’ll have fifty government workers looking at you, checking your tax records, asking… — John Sandford California Copy Share Image
“The anger that was coursing through America deeply worried her. Although she was too young to remember the beginnings of the civil… — John Sandford Civil rights Copy Share Image
“First she got Jesus, probably fifteen years ago, and that didn’t work out, so she tried Scientology, and that didn’t help, but… — John Sandford Buddhism Copy Share Image
“A certain percentage of technological societies severely damage their own planets before they become mature enough to understand the damage they are… — John Sandford Biological warfare Copy Share Image
“an easy chair for Lucas. Lucas took it, gave them a quick summary of the Jones case, including the recovery of the… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
As an individual with my own hurts, I go into the Garden (Gethsemane) as often as I need to. There I identify… — John Sandford Anguish Copy Share Image
“Her Pan-Cake makeup was cracking like a dried-out Dakota lake bed.” — John Sandford Heart Copy Share Image
“David Birkmann? I can’t believe it. It’s like saying a duck did it.” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“right. There’s DNA on those sheets. You got her, even if you don’t get” — John Sandford Evolution Copy Share Image
Catholics don't scream about Jesus, they scream about the bishop. — John Sandford Bishop Copy Share Image
These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt. — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“Time passes, but sometimes it beats the shit out of you as it goes.” — John Sandford Clock Copy Share Image