John Daly Quotes
- I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when…
- I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love…
- Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
- I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
- I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.
- I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
- The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.
- All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.
- Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
- Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me…
- I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening…
- There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.
- I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
- Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.
- This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet…
- My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.
- He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.
- Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.