“What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.” — John Corwin Crying Copy Share Image
“The girl might be gorgeous under normal circumstances, but she was an ugly crier.” — John Corwin Beauty Copy Share Image
“No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight.” — John Corwin Driver Copy Share Image
“That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinquency, then you're officially an adult.” — John Corwin Life Copy Share Image
“almost posted to WebMD: Please help! I have this psychic sexual sense which lets me see these sex vapors emanating from women.… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves… — John Corwin Flowers Copy Share Image
“My mind is clear! Yay! This is so cool. I need to tell Chris. Oh, I wonder how hard the next phase… — John Corwin Psychology Copy Share Image
“Bryan helped me up. "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?" I shrugged. "I've never been very… — John Corwin Fences Copy Share Image
“Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.” — John Corwin Kindergarten Copy Share Image
“Everything occurred in phases. The "Holy Crap, We're Dead!" phase was marked by mass hysteria. Mass euphoria resulted from the "Holy Crap,… — John Corwin Life Copy Share Image
“Besides, we have the one the God Hand wishes to see." "What about the God foot?" I said. "Or the God pinky… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“This is not good," I said. "These guys have a superiority complex bigger than Miss Compton's butt." "And she had the biggest… — John Corwin Superiority complex Copy Share Image
“I´d use Google to find out, but seem to have misplaced my house along with my laptop” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
