John Candy Quotes
- I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
- You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
- I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.
- I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.
- I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.
- I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got…
- Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
- I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go…
- Like your job. Love your wife.
- Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
- You can escape into a character.
- I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
- Do you think she hates me? maybe it's the hat. it angers alot of people just the sight of it.
- I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.