Incapable of conjuring up any facial expression that she did not learn from watching television, Jessica Alba plays a brilliant scientist who… — Joe Queenan Ability Copy Share Image
“Library events scare me, as they provide refuge for local historians, fabulists, tellers of tall tales, historical reenactors, and even dream weavers.… — Joe Queenan Dreams Copy Share Image
“He used books the same way he used alcohol: to pretend that he was not here, and if he was here, that… — Joe Queenan Book Copy Share Image
“A friend tells a story about taking his ten-year-old son to a Jets game. The game was being played during a driving… — Joe Queenan Fandom Copy Share Image
“Here I am referring to the types of books that thirtyish women devour at private swim clubs, often to the dismay of… — Joe Queenan Book Copy Share Image
Book lovers are engaged with writers in a private communion that occurs in some vaporous cenacle of the mind. — Joe Queenan Book Copy Share Image
“Books are a way of saying: This room seems to have more than its fair share of bozos in it.” — Joe Queenan Books Copy Share Image
The world is changing, but I am not changing with it. There is no e-reader or Kindle in my future. My philosophy… — Joe Queenan Believe Copy Share Image
It is never a good sign when the most exciting thing on television is a dancing Republican. — Joe Queenan Dancing Copy Share Image
“Good books to not invite unanimity. They invite discord, mayhem, knife fights, blood feuds.” — Joe Queenan Book-clubs Copy Share Image
On this side of the Atlantic, the arrival of a new Woody Allen movie is always greeted with tremors of bliss by… — Joe Queenan 1960s Copy Share Image
People who need to possess the physical copy of a book, and not merely an electronic version, are in some sense mysteics.… — Joe Queenan Believe Copy Share Image
Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have vision problems, or who like to… — Joe Queenan Affair Copy Share Image
Martin Scorcese is probably America's greatest living director, and while he is not a titan like John Ford or Alfred Hitchcock or… — Joe Queenan Alfred hitchcock Copy Share Image
