All Joe Pesci Quotes
- You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel. Feel
- I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill. Blonde
- I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it? Inspirational
- Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating? Call
- Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard,… Ache
- You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. Forget
- I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt… Any
- Ah, I don't do interviews, really. Ah
- I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife. Been
- Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average… Average
- You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya? Deniro