Joe Garagiola Quotes
- I went through baseball as a player to be named later.
- I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
- I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
- Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.
- The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
- Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!
- The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.
- Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
- Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes.
- He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
- You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
- Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.
- Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell.
- There is no defense against a base on balls.
- Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color?…
- It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.
- One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
- Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
- The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
- The safest place would be in the fairway.