All Jimmy Piersall Quotes
- I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day. Contest
- I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die. Asked
- I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984. Bypass
- I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy. Bank
- ... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We… Been
- There is no better therapy than understanding. Better
- Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened. Best
- Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on… All
- We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on. Best
- Nutrition makes me puke. Me
- I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story. Came
- I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won. Ever Won
- If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette. Cigarette
- You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear. Kick