Jim Ross Quotes

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• This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.
• It's a Slobberknocker!
• If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean
• Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!
• I think I'm vision-impaired!
• To hell with Trish's nose!
• It is a human demolition derby!
• I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!
• Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!
• Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.
• All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I…
• One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.
• Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!
• As God is my witness, he is broken in half!
• You can take this job and shove it because I quit.
• It's gonna be a slobberknocker!
• Business is about to pick up here!
• Nice to see Christian return as he's been on the injured list for months. 'Captain Charisma' is due to have a big 2011. Very skilled,…
• Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the…
• Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia…

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