Jim Norton Quotes
- God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.
- The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.
- The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit,…
- It just seems like right now we’re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if it’s a lousy opinion…
- While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.
- What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as…
- From now on, anyone raped at Penn State should just tell Joe Paterno's statue. It couldn't help you any less than the real Joe would…
- I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect,…
- What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?