Jim Jefferies Quotes
- Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.
- Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.
- Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
- Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.
- God built the world, but he did not know it was round.
- If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
- Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
- We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
- Can't punch women in the face!
- The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.
- If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...