Jim Cornette Quotes

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• I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
• Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
• The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
• The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
• He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
• I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
• Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
• Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
• He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
• Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
• Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
• Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
• I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

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