I was hoping for big TV, film, and this and that, but stand-up was the only thing I knew. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
You'll very rarely hear me curse now. I think I've changed since I've had children. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I make my own schedule, I control my destiny, I get what I work for, and the money is great. — Jim Breuer Control Copy Share Image
It's bizarre how the most powerful, moving things in the world, there's no money. But that's going to be the most uplifting… — Jim Breuer Life Copy Share Image
I grew up Valley Stream until my parents moved to Florida when I was 20. I graduated from Valley Stream Central High… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
When the energy is really high, I feed off it. Those are the nights where I really take a left turn and… — Jim Breuer Energy Copy Share Image
I think the premises of my comedy are Cosby-esque, but I don't come out with a sweater. I come out with a… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I find myself laughing at a lot of things, from slapstick to dark humor. I'm pretty much all over the place. — Jim Breuer Comedy Copy Share Image
If I can bring you to the point where you're almost in tears one minute and laughing so hard the next and… — Jim Breuer Gift Copy Share Image
Obviously, being a diehard Mets fan, my passion is a given, but I also love playing baseball. I hadn't been able to… — Jim Breuer Baseball Copy Share Image
There's a confusion of what I do. Are you the rock guy? Are you the family guy? Who are you? I'm the… — Jim Breuer Confusion Copy Share Image
No matter what happens in the future, I still want to be like Carlin, like Dangerfield where I can hit a stage… — Jim Breuer Future Copy Share Image
The greatest thing that I had in my life was those moments with my dad that I sacrificed. I looked at him… — Jim Breuer Dad Copy Share Image
Most of the time I write visually. I get a visual of me in the audience watching the concert. I usually come… — Jim Breuer Audience Copy Share Image
I never left my street until I was 16 years old. I didn't have to. I was entertained on that street forever.… — Jim Breuer Day Copy Share Image
You tell your guy friends you got engaged, it's like hearing someone died. 'What happened man? Wow. He was so young, man.… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Everywhere I go, I feel the city out. I walk around and get there early, and I go off the cuff with… — Jim Breuer City Copy Share Image
In high school the dream was to go on a stand-up tour and front a heavy metal band. I always had that… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Volbeat is one of those bands, where as soon as I hear them, I know who it is. It sounds like Elvis… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I met Jack Nicholson, who lived up to his persona, and when we met, he lifted the sunglasses he was wearing at… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I started a family and I didn't ever want to be away from them. I'm sure it hurt my career, but I… — Jim Breuer Care Copy Share Image
If there are kids in the crowd, I try to be more animated for them. It does change a little bit each… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I'm the corner street storytelling guy. I'm the guy in the garage that the neighbors come over to talk to and I… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
There's nothing more powerful than stand-up. Crushing with your own material, with your own energy, controlling an audience: There's no better high.… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
