Jill Shalvis Quotes

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• Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the…
• Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
• I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.
• Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
• You could start an argument in an empty house.
• The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
• Why, so you can charm my panties off again?
• Live as big as you can, with what you've got.
• With you i found myself. You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting. -dr. Emma Sinclair-
• You had a package. It was torn, so I looked in.” She lifted one of a stack of firefighter calendars, with his own mug and…
• Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
• Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't…
• Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be…
• I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now,…
• Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-" “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted…
• Tag opened the door to his knock, and with a look of disappointment, peered behind Wade. "You got someone better coming over?" Wade asked him.…
• I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
• Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
• And I specialize in fixing things up and restoring them to their former glory.” She wondered if that talent extended to humans, maybe even humans…
• Experience is something you get… after you need it.

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