Jerry Stiller Quotes
- I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
- Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's
- Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
- I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
- The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
- I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
- My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
- Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say…
- Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads
- Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way
- I shave without using shaving cream
- We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot…
- Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field
- I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny
- It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at…
- We are even better looking on the small screen
- During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
- Money is sensual.
- Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.
- Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.