Jerry O'Connell Quotes

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• I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
• Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.
• Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.
• Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to…
• I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
• I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house…
• I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.
• I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.
• I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
• I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.
• What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.
• What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?
• I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
• I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
• It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
• Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
• There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
• To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to…
• When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll…
• With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going…

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