All Jeremy Hardy Quotes
- The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face. Accuse
- My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own! Daughter
- The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things. Assert
- All socialists have bad backs because we slouch — except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout,… All
- Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work. Capitalism
- The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date. Date
- I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep. Ageing
- Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to fall… Creases
- The thing that interests me most about family history is the gap between the things we think we know about our families and the realities. Families
- For me, ancestry is just one thing that connects us to people, and feeling connected to other people is generally a good thing, as long… All