Jenny Eclair

(1960) Actor United Kingdom

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Jenny Eclair is an actor from the United Kingdom, best known for Camberwell beauty.

Quick Facts About Jenny Eclair

Born: March 16, 1960
Nationality: United Kingdom
Profession: Actor
Notable works: Camberwell beauty

About Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair is a Malaysian-born English comedian, novelist, and actress, best known for her roles in Grumpy Old Women between 2004 and 2007 and in Loose Women in 2011 and 2012.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Jenny Eclair · Page 2

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England…

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Berlin

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I've never been prudish.

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I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

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Adore

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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

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Marriage

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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

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Boards

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Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

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Curls

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I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.

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I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young…

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Age

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There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had…

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Booing

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The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's…

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Convince

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I am best viewed from a distance.

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Distance

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If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to…

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Bars

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The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

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Arena

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I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets…

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Being funny

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I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

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Comedy

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My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

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Bossy

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I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

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Folks

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Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a…

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Breakfast

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Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

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Fake

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I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

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Faces

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I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

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Barristers

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Moderation is never something I've been good at.

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Been

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I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me…

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Abide

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Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for…

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Deck

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I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

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Female

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