Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

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• We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
• When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled…
• Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair.…
• I have been able to sniff out a phony.
• A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.
• I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.
• As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.
• I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.
• I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.
• I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.
• I don't actually go on the Internet that much.
• I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.
• I'm kind of harsher than most people.
• Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
• A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The…
• Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they…
• When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake…

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