Jennifer Amorelli Quotes

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• When life treats you like a voodoo doll poking you with needles and pins , see the upside to this; Free acupuncture, cant complain.
• The pursuit of Happiness starts by you pursuing
• I take credit for all the good I have done and the worst , either way I'll take it in payments or layaway but never…
• Judge me, just shows how much you wish to know to assume what you don't know
• Life's too short but I'm 5'7 so its average for me.
• Communication between both people starts with communication between BOTH people
• Life is like a Popup Book , getting surprised as you watch things unfold.
• Like all life anniversary's such as a Birthday, wedding, Christmas. Those gifts are worthless and no good if your not alive to enjoy them. Life…
• Life goals are like an invention it takes time to get the pieces working right. Be patient with the Patent you created.
• Don't just look people in the eyes ,look deep in their soul.
• There are those who seek happiness and those who seek to destroy it.
• I made little short films to make people laugh, Whether you did or not it don't matter. Then here I go and write a script…
• Film making to me is a lot like parts of my life. I wish to edit out certain scenes but dammit it wouldn't make a…
• I dont have a New Years Resolution unless its ridding myself of stupid shit and usless assholes -Jenny the Jawbreaker Amorelli
• In order to survive this world you must develop a thick skin, it will protect you from backstabbers!
• Life is like a television. You see what you want , change what you dont want to see ,that one rerun you either hate or…
• Life is like a refrigerator, you get what you want out of it and know what consequences may come if you are not moderate of…
• My new cell is like a new boy toy,good looking,don't work and complicated! unlike my old cell who looked great and did everything for me!
• There are not enough retarded people on this earth because the idiots are still alive. Jennifer Amorelli.
• From Saint Valentine's beheading and Valentine's Day Massacre in Chicago it shouldnt be a day for lovers who think love is forever it's obvious it…

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