Jemaine Clement Quotes

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• I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best…
• Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?
• I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.
• In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being…
• Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi.
• What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and…
• I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.
• They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.
• I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.
• There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
• There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.
• I'm a real pawn-shopper.
• I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these…
• I grew up in front of a TV.
• The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.
• I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.

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