Jeff Garlin Quotes
- The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.
- If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
- My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just…
- For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
- I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like…
- In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
- Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.
- I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
- I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers.…