Jean Kerr Quotes
37 quotes
in 552 categories
-
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.
-
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because…
-
I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.
-
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
-
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-
Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.
-
An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.
-
You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).
-
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to…
-
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
-
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make…
-
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient…
-
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
-
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get…
-
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have…
-
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
-
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
-
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't…
-
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
-
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
Browse Jean Kerr Quotes by Category