Jay Trachman Quotes
- Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
- The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it
- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
- Never criticize your spouse's faults; if it weren't for them, your mate might have found someone better than you