Jason Sudeikis Quotes

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• A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it,…
• A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all…
• Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I…
• I didn't really want to be an actor when I was growing up - I wanted to be whatever I was reading about or seeing…
• Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something…
• People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the…
• I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.
• Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.
• Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in…
• I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.
• I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they're from a different time and era.
• I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.
• I'd love to do a drama.
• I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
• It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.
• That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.
• You start at SNL when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my SNL years.
• Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day…
• When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you…

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