Jason Kennedy Quotes
- The costs savings was a big win, but now we also have a schedule of events and are clearly aware of when our contracts begin…
- Has a mime ever choked to death because nobody believed they were choking?
- Love when my friends succeed.
- Sucks to be a Bulls fan right now.
- When will they make an iPhone that doesn't die after 3 hours?
- My vacation just started, I would describe my mood as euphoric. I may even run and skip at the airport, may not have time though.
- My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?
- Don't forget to smile today.
- I always get the really aggressive person scooping my guac and sour cream at Chipotle.
- Have you ever been so tired you don't feel like brushing your teeth? May happen tonight.
- Just hit the express checkout line with 17 items instead of 15, I'm not messing around this year!
- 'I'm so bummed that it's Friday.' -said by nobody.