Jason Alexander Quotes

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• As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.
• Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a…
• People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
• Israel is near and dear to my heart
• We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.
• But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in…
• It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.
• But I didn't know much about directing a movie.
• I would work with any one of them again in a heartbeat because it was joyous and incredibly easy.
• I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
• Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.
• The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense…
• I was heavy as a kid. I mean, I kind of got it together for a while there in my 20s and early 30s.
• I think with challenge comes a little more fun.
• Comedy works best when people recognise themselves.
• Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create…
• Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.
• I cannot tell people who are struggling that I come first. I just cannot.
• If I could really move my career much more into predominantly directing, I would jump at that.
• Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No.

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