Janette Rallison Quotes

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• You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.
• You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific enough…
• You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by…
• Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit…
• Perhaps I wasn't going crazy after all. Perhaps I was just becoming a writer.
• Courage is a fickle creature. Just as you need it, it often makes excuses and rushes out of the room.
• Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart…
• Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.
• Yesterday you asked me what the purpose of life is. I've thought about that ever since. I think it's to do good no matter what…
• Like Robin Hood....Not real, but true.
• Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.
• The next level. As though dating were a computer game.
• What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.
• I've pursued dreams and achieved them, but I don't think anybody should think their life is incomplete if they don't follow some dream. Happiness doesn't…
• Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this…
• A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone…
• You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother.
• Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.
• Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.
• You know, sometimes you've got to trust the people you love. You've got to trust that if they're good people, they'll make good decisions.

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