Jack Paar Quotes
- She should get a divorce and settle down.
- To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
- Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
- Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those…
- Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
- I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
- Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
- Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something…
- Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God…
- Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
- One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.