“Knowing Gary, he probably caught sight of one of those thick, furry sausage things they have on the end of the ropes… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“ 'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“A pirate once shouted ‘Avast! I’ve caught you, you seadog, at last! Best pull out your sword— I’m coming aboard! Drop your… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I’ll deal with you later. He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“There was a single golden hair on the pillow, curled in on itself as if asleep. Simon picked it up carefully, then… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I’ll learn all the katas and be the ninjing-est ninja that ever ninjed.” Bubbles whined, so I bent down to rub his… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“He gave me a kiss and said good night.” “He didn’t! The bastard.” “Yeah,” I muttered to the tabletop. “He said he’d… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I was worried about littering, but Larry said it was okay 'cause corks come from trees and are natural and stuff. Only… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I was worried I’d scared you off,” I said as I slid into the passenger seat. “Being too gay and all.” “No—I,… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Up past the King's is this stone bridge with big stone balls on it. Larry said it was Clare Bridge. I said… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Has your mother explained what a, ah, pee-dohis?” I asked cautiously. She nodded confidently. “They offer you sweeties in the park and… — J.L. Merrow Kittens Copy Share Image
“I got Larry to pose for me first off. It took awhile before I got any sketches done, though, ’cause every time… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Alan:I asked him what cat we should get, and he said it was my choice, so I got this little black one… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I never know what people want to hear when they say that stuff. And it’s not like anything about me is interesting… — J.L. Merrow Live alone Copy Share Image
“Look, I really appreciate you bringing me here, but I think there’s something you ought to know about me.” David smiled. “If… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Please go" he said. "Just take my money - take anything - and go" I didn't get why he wanted me to… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“He didn't look anything like the blokes on that gay porn channel Rory had clicked on by mistake when he'd been trying… — J.L. Merrow Flowers Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know what to spend it on, ’cause my mum said she didn’t want me to buy her nothing. So I… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you got to make a stand on something, even when the thing itself isn't that important. It's like the difference between… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, ’cause I never been this far away… — J.L. Merrow Home Copy Share Image
“We all walked down the street together, looking like a sort of pick-and-mix adopted family: dad, disabled mum, and two differently mixed-race… — J.L. Merrow Family Copy Share Image
“When a bloke takes you out for a meal You’d think sex would be part of the deal Not a pat on… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“But I know when you go to old houses, the doorways are much smaller, ’cause people were shorter then, so maybe cocks… — J.L. Merrow Doorways Copy Share Image
“Knut, this is Jude. Remember I told you about him? He writes poetry.” Knut looked my half-Japanese self up and down. “Haiku?”… — J.L. Merrow Haiku Copy Share Image
“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art shop. I don’t know if they use real… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“You’re a darling, Keisha. If you weren’t a girl, I’d marry you.” “If I wasn’t a girl, I’d run a bloody mile… — J.L. Merrow Next time Copy Share Image
“I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“So come on, tell me all the dirt about your date. Did he tie you up with his black belt? Show off… — J.L. Merrow Black belt Copy Share Image
“His gaze kept sliding in my direction, then zipping back to Phil, as if he’d heard you should make eye contact with… — J.L. Merrow Eye contact Copy Share Image
