“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?”… — J.A. Konrath High school Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If… — J.A. Konrath Anxiety Copy Share Image
Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart… — J.A. Konrath Dad Copy Share Image
“Each of us is the hero in the movie of our life. The only difference is that some of us are better… — J.A. Konrath Failure Copy Share Image
“There wasn’t supposed to be any bear on this island; according to Google, there wasn’t supposed to be any animal here larger… — J.A. Konrath Animals Copy Share Image
“She thought she’d hit rock bottom when she’d passed out in a disgusting gas station toilet, a needle stuck in her arm,… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
