“In the world of murder and mayhem, liars are losers. And they’re usually guilty.” — J.A. Jance Liars Copy Share Image
“I suppose my mother would have been proud of me. At least I was wearing clean shorts.” — J.A. Jance Mother Copy Share Image
“If every snake in this danged world disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow, we’d all be overrun with varmints in… — J.A. Jance Nature Copy Share Image
“College kids seem to look younger with every passing year. It’s one of the hazards of growing older.” — J.A. Jance Growing old Copy Share Image
“Funerals and memorial services are something that have to be gotten through. They honor the dead, but they’re for the living.” — J.A. Jance Funeral Copy Share Image
“According to Occam’s razor, the right answer is always the simplest answer, the one requiring the fewest assumptions.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a compliment to turn any right-thinking American male into your basic monosyllabic kind of guy.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“I looked at them with the kind of curiosity one reserves for snakes in a zoo.” — J.A. Jance Curiosity Copy Share Image
“You’re sure good at that. I never have been able to work crossword puzzles.” “I’m good at it, Wanda, because my mind… — J.A. Jance Crossword Copy Share Image
“Aren’t parents ever right? They either do too goddamned much or too goddamned little, but they’re never right, at least not as… — J.A. Jance Child Copy Share Image
“my cross to bear in life, to always want to help, but to never quite measure up, never be there quite on… — J.A. Jance Cross Copy Share Image
“It’s tough going to bed with a stranger. There’s nothing much to talk about the next morning when you wake up.” — J.A. Jance Morning Copy Share Image
“Suicide is something that hangs around forever, dropping load after load of guilt on the living.” — J.A. Jance Life Copy Share Image
“white-haired little old ladies (LOLs for short) are due a certain amount of respect, just on the basis of longevity, if nothing… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“There’s something life-giving about children, even in a time of mourning, something that helps people see beyond their immediate losses.” — J.A. Jance Children Copy Share Image
“That’s one of the problems with young people today. No one has bothered to teach them the rudiments of proper telephone etiquette.” — J.A. Jance Technology Copy Share Image
“Taken out of context and given a forty-degree twist, you can use the Bible to justify almost anything.” — J.A. Jance Bible Copy Share Image