ICarly Quotes
33 quotes
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No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie
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It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer
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No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam
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Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs. - Sam
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I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby
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This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam
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It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly
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My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam
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We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking of it again! Freddie
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It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN!" - Carly
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My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie
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Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer
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When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked? - Spencer
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I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam
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I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam
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Does this dress make me look too... saucy? - Carly
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They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly
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What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather
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You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Spencer
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It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam
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