When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head. — Hussein Nishah Being annoyed Copy Share Image
I dont always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
Change never comes until your sick and tired of being sick and tired. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? — Hussein Nishah Clever status Copy Share Image
Today I went on Google.com & searched ninjas. The computer told me Ninjas cannot be found. Well played, ninjas, well played — Hussein Nishah Computers Copy Share Image
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like… — Hussein Nishah Computers Copy Share Image
Trying to win everyone's heart is like signing your own death certificate — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Feels wild and wants to do something extreme so has decided to run with scissors — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
I don't feed into the he said/she said bullshit. I figure out the truth about people by keeping my mouth shut and… — Hussein Nishah Awareness Copy Share Image
Sometimes all a girl wants is for you to fight for her and make her believe that you want this relationship more… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Believes that you should always be yourself. Don't change because someone gets you down!! There are friends who love you the Just… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
The only drink I like ice in is water, because you cant water down water. Im like that with love, too. Dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My eyes are the daggers, my hands are the pistols, my mind is explosive, my body is a missle. I'm lock and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you… — Hussein Nishah Fish Copy Share Image
Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with… — Hussein Nishah Drunk Copy Share Image
They say: don't cry over what is gone, smile about what remains. No matter what it is that you lost, you can… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the… — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships. — Hussein Nishah High expectations Copy Share Image
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. — Hussein Nishah Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi — Hussein Nishah English words Copy Share Image
