My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life. — Homer Copy Share Image
The women of Greece count their age from their marriage, not from their birth. — Homer Age Copy Share Image
I'm satisfied. It's straight,...but it's just so hot, and I'm just so fraustrated. — Homer Frustration Copy Share Image
“You've injured me, Farshooter, most deadly of the gods; And I'd punish you, if I had the power.” — Homer Achilles Copy Share Image
First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! — Homer Copy Share Image
Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile — Homer Sage Copy Share Image
This is the way I've always thought it should be. We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn't… — Homer Copy Share Image
I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music! — Homer Destruction Copy Share Image
[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of… — Homer Alcohol Copy Share Image
Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and… — Homer Copy Share Image
Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness—she with those delicate feet of hers, never touching the earth,… — Homer Children Copy Share Image
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held… — Homer Battle Copy Share Image
The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the… — Homer Copy Share Image
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer Brother Copy Share Image
I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mortals, and gall, which makes a man grow angry for all… — Homer Anger Copy Share Image
“In this way, the Odyssey’s hero embodies one of its central themes, which is that the capacity to defer satisfaction and endure… — Homer Odyssey Copy Share Image
“Scepticism is as much the result of knowledge, as knowledge is of scepticism. To be content with what we at present know,… — Homer Doubt Copy Share Image
Strife and Confusion joined the fight, along with cruel Death, who seized one wounded man while still alive and then another man… — Homer Alive Copy Share Image
[B]ut it is only what happens, when they die, to all mortals. The sinews no longer hold the flesh and the bones… — Homer Body Copy Share Image
“Human beings live for only a short time, and when a man is harsh himself, and his mind knows harsh thoughts, all… — Homer Nature of man Copy Share Image
Friend, many and many a dream is mere confusion a cobweb of no consequence at all. Two gates for ghostly dreams there… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Why, pray, must the Argives needs fight the Trojans? What made the son of Atreus gather the host and bring them? Was… — Homer Aphrodite Copy Share Image
“And what if one of the gods does wreck me out on the wine-dark sea? I have a heart that is inured… — Homer Copy Share Image
If you are one of earth’s inhabitants, how blest your father, and your gentle mother, blest all your kin. I know what… — Homer Brides Copy Share Image
![“[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of his lungs, laugh like a fool – it drives the man to dancing... it even tempts him to blurt out stories better never told.” quote by Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/homer-357_alcohol_i-t-is-the-wine-that-leads-me-on-the-wil_1497379.png)
![“[B]ut it is only what happens, when they die, to all mortals. The sinews no longer hold the flesh and the bones together, and once the spirit has let the white bones, all the rest of the body is made subject to the fire's strong fury, but the soul flitters out like a dream and flies away.” quote by Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/homer-357_body_b-ut-it-is-only-what-happens-when-they-d_1170176.png)
