There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep. — Homer Language Copy Share Image
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the… — Homer Beer Copy Share Image
I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back. — Homer Change Copy Share Image
A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time — Homer Copy Share Image
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before. — Homer Iliad Copy Share Image
All men owe honor to the poets - honor and awe; for they are dearest to the Muse who puts upon their… — Homer Awe Copy Share Image
The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was! — Homer Data Copy Share Image
“As I lay dying, the woman with the dog's eyes would not close my eyes as I descended into Hades.” — Homer Death Copy Share Image
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age. — Homer Age Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their… — Homer Eye to eye Copy Share Image
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was… — Homer Copy Share Image
“In The Odyssey, we find instead the story of a man whose grand adventure is simply to go back to his own… — Homer Adventure Copy Share Image
Zeus it seems has given us from youth to old age a nice ball of wool to wind-nothing but wars upon wars… — Homer Age Copy Share Image
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals: that they live in grief while they themselves are without cares; for… — Homer Blessing Copy Share Image
You, why are you so afraid of war and slaughter? Even if all the rest of us drop and die around you,… — Homer Copy Share Image
Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they… — Homer Copy Share Image
Why so much grief for me? No man will hurl me down to Death, against my fate. And fate? No one alive… — Homer Alive Copy Share Image