Harry Hill Quotes
- My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
- I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
- You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on…
- It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
- I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
- Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and…
- It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames