Hannibal Buress Quotes

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• In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal.
• People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.
• I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
• I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.
• We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
• I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.
• SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.
• I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could definitely knock out…
• When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how…
• My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him.
• Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
• I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up.
• I took an improv class in 2005 in Chicago at ComedySportz, which was short-form, more of a games-based improv. I remember it being real fun…
• I like that Barack got that job.
• I really like Halal food.

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