H. Allen Smith Quotes
- Put it back in the horse!
- On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
- Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.
- Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
- We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
- The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
- Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred…
- There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.