Glee Quotes

33 quotes in 349 categories

• Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
• I wish I could tie you up in my shoes, Make you feel unpretty too. I was told I was beautiful. But what does that…
• It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel
• You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me! -Santana
• Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel
• Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana
• I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]
• My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue
• And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions. -Figgins
• Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany
• It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him. -Sue
• I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry. -Blaine
• Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal. -Kurt
• You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste
• I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri. -Will
• Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]
• Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel
• Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel
• Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn
• Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control. -Sue

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