George Gobel Quotes
- When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
- If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
- If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
- Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
- College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
- I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
- My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
- Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?