Frankie Boyle Quotes

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• Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.
• Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful,…
• For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to…
• Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
• Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
• Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
• I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?
• I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my…
• If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
• I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when…
• It's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to work out which…
• They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.
• I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look…
• We don't live in a shared reality, we each live in a reality of our own, and causing upset is often the price of trying…
• Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
• Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.

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