Frank Skinner Quotes
- We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.
- I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't…
- Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.
- How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something…
- A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts
- So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?