Frank Dane Quotes
- Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
- Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
- Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
- Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
- A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
- Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
- It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
- In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
- Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
- Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
- The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.
- A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
- Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
- The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
- A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.