Fats Waller Quotes

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• This is so nice, it must be illegal.
• One never knows, do one?
• So easy, when you know how.
• Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?
• I was playing organ at a silent movie house at Harlem and they'd be showing some death scene on the screen. Likely as not, I'd…
• You could be my son. You even look like me a little bit... Say, who's your mother?
• If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.
• No one to talk with, all by myself. No one to walk with, but I'm happy on the shelf.
• Ain't misbehavin', I'm savin' my love for you.
• I know for certain the one you love. I'm through with flirtin', it's just you I'm thinkin' of
• Like Jack Horner in the corner don't go nowhere, what do I care. Your kisses are worth waitin' for . . . Believe me.
• I don't stay out late, don't care to go. I'm home about 8, just me and my radio.
• I can't give you anything but love, baby, that's the only thing I've plenty of, baby.
• Dream awhile, scheme awhile, we're sure to find, happiness, and I guess, all those things you've always pined for.
• Gee, I'd like to see you looking swell, baby, Diamond bracelets Woolworth doesn't sell, baby.
• Till that lucky day, you know darned well, baby, I can't give you anything but love.
• Take it easy, be a sport. Just remeber life is short.
• If you've got to take it. Take it easy. Never hurry to a date. Eat your supper; let 'em wait.
• Don't get indegestion. Take it easy. Go stick your chest out and rest out.
• Of doors in the sun. Lay off. You'll pay off. In plenty of fun

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