Evan Ceaser Quotes

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• Us guys think women are complicated. No, they not. All they want is what they need at that point of time not after or before…
• My mom once told me, you can LOVE two girls equally, but you can't be IN LOVE with both.
• The best kiss a girl can ever give a guy is when he sees heaven, hears wedding bells, feels butterflies in his stomach and smells…
• They always said Joy comes in the morning... I'm so sure you didn't leave because I woke up next to you that and every other…
• That awkward moment when you pretend to know something that might happen and that something comes true.
• That awkward moment when the teacher gets a calculation wrong and you correct her.. And out of anger she shouts Do you think I'm stupid??!…
• That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust.
• That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your pants and make…
• That beautiful moment when the girl looks for the guy in the wrong places and the guy looks for the girl in the right places…
• Instagram should be a make up show and share how their faces changed from Freddy Kruger to Beyonce !!
• After realising your worth, it's easier for you to say goodbye.
• All a girl wants from her boy is that he should understand and take into consideration her feelings when he plans to do something stupid.
• I'm not saying all girls are perfect, But all I'm saying is they deserve to be treated like they were. :)
• Dear woman, Weren't you known as the Pillars of strenght? What happened to Waiting for marriage before falling pregnant? What happened to you blaming yourself…
• I love those who judge me, I see it as a negative motivation to be better than the judgement itself!
• Nikkas? Let's get real out here... All you want from her is sex right? Now why don't you just ask then go all round By…
• Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No Girl: No who?…
• Sometimes it isn't about saying I love you!, it was about proving that I love you, if you felt it running through your body, I…
• Best friends become the highlight of your life and the 'lowlight' of your problems.
• I have no expensive clothes, but I wear your love! I have no car, but I can take you to your wildest fantasy! I have…

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